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After the last elections were stolen from me, I never wanted to run for President again. I just wanted to relax at Mar-A-Lago with Melania and my secret documents.
But so many people came up to me, begging me to run again. “Please, Mr. President,” they said—they always call me Mr. President—“Please, Mr. President, the liberals are destroying our country, you have to help us.” And so I’ve decided to save our country one last time. But I can only do it if I have absolute, unchecked, total, completely and utterly above the law God-like power for one day-ish, okay?
In this political manifesto I will tell you exactly what I am going to do on that Long and Neverending Day. If reading this book won’t convince you to vote for me, then I don’t know what will. So buckle up and prepare to be amazed!
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