My Life in Ladies’ Knickers: An outrageously funny comedy memoir and romp around the self-publishing business

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My Life in Ladies’ Knickers is as British as a Friday night kebab and a pub fight.

Oscar Sparrow is a sewage trucker and poet. His life is a slap-stick romantic comedy where the slap is the harsh truth of life. The tickling stick has a crappy end with which to fight back. The romance is the transformative touch of a woman’s love.

Pursued by a literary stalker, crippled by lack of dietary fibre, sometimes naked and soaked in foul waste, he never loses sight of his vision. Even from his police cell, he sees only the blue sky. Driven on by his reckless love of women, he becomes a successful female romantic novelist.

If you’ve ever despaired, fallen in love, or sat on a toilet, this book will change your perception of reality. Through failure, rejection, and self-doubt, a man fights his way from the bottom. A love story conceived over an open manhole and delivered by Elvis. An inspirational account of our common struggles.

Take his grubby hand, and for the rest of your life, a comrade walks with you through every set-back and brings you through as a winner. The self-help book the bosses don’t want you to read.

It’s jokey, it’s blokey, it’s porn hokey-cokey.

Oscar Sparrow is The Poet Lorry-Park.